I wouldn’t say we’re big basketball fans here at Substance (I’m only like 5 foot 9 and David’s an inch or two shorter than me). But with the Trail Blazers getting the first round draft pick in this year’s NBA draft, we’re looking forward to seeing who they choose, Oden or Durant. And we’re able to follow it via Twitter.

In the meantime, we’ve been quoting these old Fox Sports commercials.

More here, here, and here. Knickerbocker, please.